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Pop quiz…
- Your PC is hanging by his wrists, suspended from the darkness by chains.
- There is a gaping crevasse below you.
- There is an enraged dragon in the crevasse.
- Next to the pit is a mad wizard monologueing about how he has exacted his revenge on you at last.
- And you have no idea who he is, how you got here or why you aren’t still back in the tavern sipping your ale.
What do you do, hot shot?
The already classic XDM adventure: Quest for the Tavern is now available on our secret online store! This adventure will not be available in stores for a few more months, so if you are as anxious to recieve your copy as you should be, you need to click the links to the Schlock Mercenary The Bookstore (and other stuff) and order your copy sent direct to you! (They may even have cheap, damaged copies they’ll sell you if pristine MIB condition isn’t your bag and you hurry!)
Where else are you going to find an adventure that features critical background exposition delivered by your players using sock puppets? Get yours today!
If you’re here at the X-treme Dungeon Mastery blog you probably already have a copy of XDM: X-Treme Dungeon Mastery. But you may have friends who don’t. More importantly, you probably don’t yet have your XDM “God doesn’t play dice” poster.
We’re running a holiday sale at the Schlock Mercenary store. You can get 10% off of your entire order by entering the coupon code Schlocksale09. And you XDMs know exactly what you want to get with this additional purchasing power!
The XDM Autographed Edition Bundle.
We start you off with a triply-autographed copy of XDM: X-Treme Dungeon Mastery. It offers all the other benefits of an XDM book, and then allows you (or the person you’re gifting this to) to gain not one but three XDM levels via the stamp in the cover and the magic imbued via the title-page signatures of Tracy Hickman, Curtis Hickman, and Howard Tayler.
Then we hook you up with the glossy, 11×17 XDM promotional poster which proclaims “God doesn’t play dice with the Universe… We do.” And finally, every package includes one XDM Holiday card exposing the truth about Mr. Kringle. More importantly, the back side of this card has the special XDM Fortune Cookie Magic table.
We only have 100 of these bundles, so get yours now before they’re gone!
XDM: X-Treme Dungeon Mastery is now available anywhere role-playing games are sold. Yes, this includes places like “Europe” and “Australia” which, we’ve been told, are also places where XDM unrest is at an all-time high over exorbitant shipping charges.
Stop with the unrest! Get thee to a gamery, and ask them to check their Alliance Distribution catalog! They can have XDM: X-Treme Dungeon Mastery in your hands with their next shipment.
As an added bonus, there is an exclusive XDM freebie in most Alliance shipments that go out over the next three weeks. Look for the “Start playing dice with the Universe” postcards, because on the back you’ll find the Fortune Cookie Magic System — fully playable, and ready for expansion (and consumption!) at your game table.
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